We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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