can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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