He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
