She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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