I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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