i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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