my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
