no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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