if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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