There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Randomize
