Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
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are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
they're like a gay fantastic four
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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