I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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