idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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