Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
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Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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