Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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