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I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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