Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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