I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Terrible idea I love it
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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