Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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