so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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