I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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