I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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