Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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