just come out here and I will go home with you...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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