I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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