my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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