Do you still have your period?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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