Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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