You're so nebulous sometimes
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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