11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life