Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness