You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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