Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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