Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(616): View more from Michigan

So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...

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(410): View more from Maryland

There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin

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(703): View more from Virginia

Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.

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(303): View more from Colorado

He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Slow dancing with the chandelier.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.

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(917): View more from New York City

He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him

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