I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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