U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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