Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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