I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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