naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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