Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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