Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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