There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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