so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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