I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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