True but thats because hes a fetus.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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