she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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