I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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