i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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