Quick, to the slutcave!
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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