I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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