He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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