Got a toothbrush?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i out mim tonsoeep
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