The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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