Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
The ass gains better be worth it
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