best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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